Before you buy

Shopping with Dean Morris Cards

Choosing the right level of cheek The range runs from mildly suggestive to deliberately offensive, so think about the recipient first. Cards suit a close friend or relative with a naughty sense of humour far better than a colleague or someone who might not share that taste.

Where the gifts fit in Some designs also come as keyrings, mugs and pens. These work well when a card alone feels too small, or when you want a joke that keeps getting used. They suit casual gifting rather than major occasions.

Planning delivery around the calendar UK orders of \u00a310 or over qualify for free Royal Mail 2nd Class shipping, which is not tracked and has no guaranteed delivery time. Second Class deliveries run only every other day and not on Saturdays. For a fixed date, choose 1st Class or the flat-rate Tracked 24 option, and order early enough to allow for same-day or next-business-day despatch.

Checking the returns terms If something does not suit, you can request an exchange or refund within 14 days, provided it is in original packaging and resalable condition. Return postage is your responsibility unless the goods were damaged, faulty or incorrectly supplied, and final sale items cannot be returned.