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Comedy in Carlisle
Every comedy I can book you into in Carlisle from Viator and See Tickets, by day, with what a ticket really costs and a map of the venues. Then the tours and days out you can book for any day.
- 0 on tonight
- 33 events coming up
- 8 venues
- 4 things to do any day
- Updated 12 Oct
4 comedy in Carlisle
Soonest first
A show on several dates appears once, on its first. Commission never changes the order. How I list these
Sunday 25 OctoberSun 25 Oct
- 7.30pmSun

Yer Maw - Gary Meikle
Gary Meikle brings his sharp, fast comedy to Harraby Theatre Carlisle on 25 October.
£30.25a ticket+ £1.25–£4 order feebooking fee includedAdTickets for Yer Maw - Gary Meikle at See Tickets (opens in a new tab)
Friday 2 April 2027Fri 2 Apr
- 6pmFri

Lawrence Chaney - Weight a Minute
£27.50a ticket+ £1.25–£4 order feebooking fee includedAdTickets for Lawrence Chaney - Weight a Minute at See Tickets (opens in a new tab)
Friday 16 April 2027Fri 16 Apr
- 7.30pmFri

Phil Wang: Uh Oh
British Malaysian comedian
£39.20a ticket+ £1.25–£4 order feebooking fee includedAdTickets for Phil Wang: Uh Oh at See Tickets (opens in a new tab)
Thursday 13 May 2027Thu 13 May
- 7.30pmThu

Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv
British comedian
£33.60a ticket+ £1.25–£4 order feebooking fee includedAdTickets for Al Murray: All You Need Is Guv at See Tickets (opens in a new tab)
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Every Friday at 8am I send what's on in Carlisle from Friday to Sunday: who's playing, when and where, and what a ticket costs. Free.

Venues in Carlisle
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Every placeHow I list these
Everything here comes from the feeds of the ticket and experience sellers I work with: Viator and See Tickets. That's a lot, but it isn't everything on in Carlisle: venues that sell their own tickets, or sell through sellers whose feeds don't reach me, won't show here yet.
Events are in date order, and a show on several dates appears once, on its first, with how many more there are. Things to do any day start with the seller's own UK picks, then those rated 4.5 or more, guided before self-guided, shared before private, then by rating and price. Every ticket link is an ad: if you buy, the seller may pay me commission, at no cost to you. Commission never changes what's listed or the order.
A price is the seller's lowest for one ticket (or one person, when two book a tour together), as its feed gives it, and I've checked on each seller's own pages what it covers. See Tickets's includes its booking fee, and it adds an order fee to each booking (£1.25 to £4 on the events I checked), which I show beside the price. Where I haven't checked what a seller's price covers, or its feed is more than a day and a half old, I show no price at all.
I don't list resold tickets for football in England and Wales, or for any match in a UEFA or FIFA competition: selling or advertising them without the organiser's permission is a crime (section 166 of the Criminal Justice and Public Order Act 1994). Times are UK times. Events change and sell out, so the seller's page is the final word.